Mon 17 Dec 2007
My coworker is excited because Sue Miller has forecast 2008 as THE BEST year so far, in her whole life! I’m very happy for her, but…
I don’t have the heart to tell her that the last time Sue said such things I was erroneously evicted, Sparkler was excommunicated, Saltina’s life was thrust into the very belly of chaos and I’m sure some small African nation was struck with a 40-year’s plague.
I’m gonna try not to sit too close to her next year.
Note: some names and events have been changed or exaggerated to protect the entertainment value.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:34 am
That was also the day Ru’s first visa was denied. Dirty dirty whore Sue Miller. But that being said, I still read her daily and um can’t wait for my monthly fix. 12 years and counting. Hello, my name is tina and I’m a Sue Miller addict.
Good to know you are spreading her love…