My coworker is excited because Sue Miller has forecast 2008 as THE BEST year so far, in her whole life! I’m very happy for her, but…

I don’t have the heart to tell her that the last time Sue said such things I was erroneously evicted, Sparkler was excommunicated, Saltina’s life was thrust into the very belly of chaos and I’m sure some small African nation was struck with a 40-year’s plague.

I’m gonna try not to sit too close to her next year.

Note: some names and events have been changed or exaggerated to protect the entertainment value.