So Pandora, ‘Rangutan and I stopped by the local sushi joint for some lunch today. After we were seated, a large group of women were seated directly behind us…looked like a business group of friends. As we waited for our food we overheard them making disparaging remarks about “Domestic Partnership” and “Significant Others” because it added a challenging new dimension to simple forms. Wasn’t “Divorced,” “Single” and “Married” enough, etc.?

As soon as I overheard this, it raised my hackles, and Pandora’s too (being lesbians and all.) We began to ‘up-the-anti’ with loud comments of our own and finally ‘called’ them by walking hand-in-hand back to our table from a smoke break. All eyes got HUGE and you could have picked their tongues up off the floor. We proceeded to have loud conversations about why these “two lesbians” were having lunch with an “old guy” (kinda like the sit-com that was invented at 20×2, ‘Three Lesbians and an Old Guy.”)

The endless variety never ceases to amuse me…