I drank way too much, and smoked too much yesterday in celebration of my bro’s bday.

Sorry I cock-blocked you and made out with the girl you were chasing. But really, the second girl you found was a better match for you anyway. :blush: Love ya dude.

Shout out to Pandora and Turtle for driving me home. Thanks ladies.

In other news, my favorite bartender had a baby girl yesterday around 5:30 pm. An 8-pound, 20” baby girl named Mia. Congrats! So it ended up being a double bday celebration. Welcome to the world Mia, may it be kind, splendid, wondrous and embrace you with open loving arms.

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On a positive side note: I did just get to do what I said in my previous post:

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Make-out
2. Go dancing
3. Laugh till my sides hurt