My Birthday Horoscope (because we all KNOW these things are real):
Year: “It’s a stellar year for moving your finances to the next level. New ideas can be put to use in a classic way - the mix of traditional and cutting-edge is lucrative for you. Next month, love is in the air. Singles are hot with Aries and Aquarius. Keep on top of your social schedule in June. In August, loved ones will be ready to make changes for one another.”
Day “Do what you do so well - dramatically capture the public curiosity. Being a trendsetter is one of your fortes. You know what buttons to push to get people all atwitter [aside: I LOVE that word] with questions, assumptions and general excitement.”