So, you’re planning on going out for the evening and you look at the clock. It’s later than you thought and you’ve got to get ready. But, you do have a little more time than it usually takes you to ‘primp’. Now two things cross your mind; you could shave your legs OR you could masturbate. You calculate the chances of someone actually feeling your legs later in the evening and make your decision. First, because no one is likely to feel your legs, why shave? Second, NO ONE is likely to feel your legs…the choice is clear.

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P.S. HAPPY BDAY DOUG!