Wed 18 Feb 2004
So by some weird coincidence (yeah, let’s call it that) I came to realize that the predictive text on cell phones will not recognize the word ‘pussy’ but instead assumes that you typed ‘puppy’. Well needless to say, among my friends we found that quite amusing. So far my favorite quote in that regard has been from my beloved bartendress, Kim, who said, ” Do NOT pervert the puppy!” I invite you to submit your favorite puppy/pussy comment.
February 19th, 2004 at 11:01 am
I’ve often heard that many people enjoy the smell of puppy breath.
February 19th, 2004 at 12:32 pm
What’s the difference between parsley and puppy?
Give up?
Nobody eats the parsley.
February 19th, 2004 at 1:04 pm
now that’s a nice, well groomed puppy!
your puppy is all wet.
i prefer shaved puppies.
puppy power!
i’d like to try that puppy on for size.
(i feel so dirty now)
February 19th, 2004 at 4:20 pm
Ramblings from a bar napkin:
What’s new puppy cat?
Happiness is a wet puppy.
"They called it puppy love."
Puppy cat, puppy cat, I love you.
Puppy pause?
Pup(py) tense (tents)?
Puppy love, the yeast I can do
Definition: Puppy, a warm furry animal.
Puppies have a home.
I like puppy food.
Lick the puppy because he puppy liked you.
Pssst, little girl have you seen my puppy?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled puppies.
Puppy breath…Yum!!
February 19th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
If I tell you I love your puppy, will your lips be sealed?
Puppies are animals.
You don’t have to be in Vietnam to eat a puppy.
Most puppy lips are pink; the others are just as tasty.
If I told you that you had a beautiful puppy, would you hold it against me?
SOMEBODY, PLEASE STOP ME!!!!!!
February 19th, 2004 at 9:39 pm
Is that a puppy in your lap or are you just glad to see me.
I like your puppy lipstick.
February 20th, 2004 at 7:27 am
If I said you had a beautiful puppy would you hold it against me?