So my Ex is finally starting to talk seriously with me about ‘marriage’. We’ve started looking at rings; I’ve met the parents, we’ve discussed what each of us is looking for in a relationship, really the only thing left is for them to ‘pop-the-question.’

I don’t want to ‘jinx’ the deal but when I squint my eyes just right and look into the next couple of days, I can just barely see the faint outline of my Ex down on one knee.

I’m ready to say ‘Yes!’