So here is my response to the fun new meme.

Directions: Type “(your name) is” with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses.
(I’m cheating and posting more than 10):

Hauself is singing “do you know the way to san Jose.”
Hauself is bold, to say the least.
Hauself is available for inspirational talks at your function.
Hauself is the polar opposite of Guido’s wife.
Hauself is just the thing for you.
Hauself is NOT the typical person.
Hauself is a celebration of the feminine.
Hauself is a really handsome woman. Her beauty is beyond human reach.
Hauself is determined to find her own place.
Hauself is not the only claimed psychic that fucks with gullible peoples mind.
Hauself is a riot of laughs from start to finish.
Hauself is off down-canyon napping and staying warm in the bright sun.
Hauself is strong-minded and honest, as determined as a tank.
Hauself is doing something no one has ever done before. … Hauself is a pioneer.
Hauself is a fraud on so many levels; it’s hard to know where to begin.