Well, we got our ‘report cards’ at work today. According to them, I’m doing a really fine job. I even got exceptional marks in the ‘Ethics’ categories (ironic…I know).

Funny, all those terrible marks I got back in Elementary School for Penmanship don’t seem to matter now that I use a keyboard more than a pen. I feel like sending this ‘report card’ to Mrs. B from 4th grade:
“See, you really can amount to something and do a good job, even if people can’t read a damn word you write.”

[Aside: I wonder how many other “kids” remember things Mrs. B said to them.]