Sun 30 Jul 2006
My Partial Cast of Characters
Sparkler = Hope Davis
Saltina = Rosie O’Donnell
Blyss = Queen Latifah
‘rayngutan = George Carlin
Roger = Steve Carell
Ashley = Kelly Clarkson
Ru = Ben Affleck
Nicole = Daisy Fuentes
Slackker = Colin Farrell
Kitcar = Angela Lindvall
Leia = Janeane Garofalo
Jim = Philip Seymour Hoffman
Bumblebee Girl = Camryn Manheim
Edxx = Matthew Broderick
Fly = Jake Gyllenhaal
Mom = Bea Arthur
Squeak = Joaquin Phoenix
Rainbo = Reese Witherspoon
Your turn…who should we cast as me?
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On a similar note, check out My Heritage and let them decide which celebrity you most look like.
My answers included: Felicity Huffman(68%), Martina Navratilova(67%), Holly Hunter(66%), Kate Beckinsale(63%), Angelina Jolie (61% - yah…like in my dreams. they picked it…not me), Jessica Alba (60%) and Kathy Bates (60%).
If we include dudes: Tom Cruise (72%), Nguyen Van Thieu (66%) and John Cusack (61%).
This is the picture I used:
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You can see my results here
July 30th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Wait!!! George Carlin is a skinny old guy with no hair!!! I, on the other hand, am a old, skinny guy with no hair.
July 30th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Thanks for the Reese Witherspoon billing–I was thrilled–I normally have to be Sandy Duncan or something. As for you, I don’t see why with that photo, you can’t dye the hair pink and be Annie Lennox. You always will be in my book anyway–she was a blonde in that one video!!
July 30th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Great–so I go to the site and indeed Reese is one of my picks–along with some other gorgeous women. But I must object to my facial resemblance to Forrest Whitaker and Carlos Santana. I hope the picture was blurry.
July 30th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Wow…a few days ago someone told me that Hope Davis reminded him of me. Weird, huh?
You are obviously Jodie Foster.
July 31st, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I get to be Phillip Seymour Hoffman?
Which one? The “HAPPINESS” one, the “LEBOWSKI” one, or the “TRUE WEST” one?
Awesome!
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:14 am
Ben Affleck??? I don’t know if I should be insulted or not. At least i’m not Matt Damon again!!!