So first off….happy happy happy birthday to BLYSS! It’s hard to believe that you were just a kid when I first met you!

All the best, my friend.

Secondly, my trip into work today was highly unusual. I ended up taking a different route this morning due to a work related errand. As I traversed this new trail I was pulled over by the Dallas PD for speeding in a school zone (I had COMPLETELY missed the signs). The officer was nice enough to let me go with just a warning. And, No, I did not flirt even the slightest. WOW. I was very relieved!

Then as I continued on my way I came across an odd site indeed. It was a very large (like 1.5 or 2 foot), extremely well sculptured, pink jelly DONG along the side of the road. It was kind of like a dead elephant, you know they have to go somewhere to die, but you just never expect to see one.

So that is my day so far.