Thu 30 Nov 2006
My boss has gotten it in her head that I need a dog, a schnauzer from a rescue group to be exact. So for the last couple of days I have been vigorously refuting her arguments.
Well, it seems that I have failed, because this morning when I got to my desk a furry little whimpering critter was sitting on my table. Thankfully the critter came with a battery and not a bladder. I’m hoping that she will be satisfied now and agree that we have reached a happy middle solution.
So if this is to be my new “pet”, he/she will have to have a name (and maybe even a gender). I’m open to suggestions.
December 1st, 2006 at 1:38 pm
You’re Wilder, maybe this is Mellower.
okay, that was a brain fart.
Or Blue because of its mood as well as where you work.
December 1st, 2006 at 5:37 pm
You should name it “Myschnauser”. That way when people come in you can ask them “Would you like to see Myschnauser?”
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:20 am
I think you should give it an indian name like “Pees on Hydrants” or “Drinks Toilet Water.” My cat’s indian name is “Walks on Books.”