[Scene] I walk into my boss’ office to give her a process document I was asked to create (by the way my whole group hates these little ‘process exercises’).

Boss: [indistinct mumbling as she reads text] Oh this is such bullshit. [Laughs out loud] It’s perfect! You’re good at this.

Me: And my mom thought all my bullshitting as a kid was just wasting time. I can’t wait to tell her my skills and practice finally paid off. [Both of us laugh as I exit.]

[Fin]

(side note: I chose this song title for my header because I misheard the lyrics the first time I heard the song and thought they were saying “Shut – up this is Bullshit”)