Remember when you were a kid and you would play that silly MASH game, where you find out if you’ll live in a mansion, apartment, shack, or house. Well they have an online version and here are my results. If you choose to play, post yours in my comments section.

Your wife’s name is Catherine the Great and you have 18 children. You’re an empress of the universe who drives to work every day in a red Bentley.

It’s truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Catherine the Great in your house in Greece.