Yesterday I sent out a message to a couple of friends asking for some help. Upon reflection, I think it could have been misconstrued. I said:

Hot lesbian seeks studs for weekend adventure (involves mounting).

What I meant was, I (being a lesbian and all) get fairly warm here in TX in the summer and this weekend, just for fun, I was going to be finding the studs behind my sheet rock so I can mount my TV to the wall. I sure hope they understood.